A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
manager explains she is to report to work at 8:00 a.m. The next day at
8:45 a.m. there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The
assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee. He
says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The
foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory to show him the
problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.

At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the
material used for Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as
she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel
manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls
himself together, walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess
you misunderstood me. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."