What do Canadiens call the Clinton era?
Sex between the Bushes.

Miami Dolphins-27 Chicago Bears-9
I guess that it could have been worse, but the Bears certainly lived down to their expectations. Why are the Bears the only team that can not seem to find a competent QB? Maybe they'll do better next year when they're back at Soldier Field instead of playing their home games in Champaign. I don't think I'll be holding my breath, though.

The Three Bears are before a judge to determine the custody of Baby Bear after the divorce.
The Judge asks Baby Bear "Would you like to live with Mama Bear?".
Baby Bear says "No. She beats me.".
The Judge then asks "Would you like to live with Papa Bear?".
Baby Bear says "No. He beats me even worse.".
The Judge asks "Well, who would you like to live with?".
Baby Bear responds "The Chicago Bears. They don't beat anyone!"
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Let us hope that the Bears are not too embarrassed tonight against the Miami Dolphins on Monday night football. They usually stink on Monday night and since it's a road game, things could get ugly.