There are two blondes walking on opposite sides of a river. The first blonde shouts "How do you get to the other side of the river?". The second blonde shouts back "You are on the other side of the river!"
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A man is asleep with his wife when he wakes up to the sounds of someone yelling outside. He opens the bedroom window and asks what the guy wants. The guy answers "Will you give me a push?". The man mumbles to his wife that it's too cold outside, but she tells him to be a good neighbor and help. The man gets dressed, goes outside, and shouts "Where are you?" into the dark night. The guy says "I'm over here on the swing.".
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Question: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Let's go ride bikes.
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Which of these jokes do you believe is funny. I think that the type of humor that you find funny says a lot about you. Personally, I like the second joke the most, but I may have been influenced by the person who told it to me; someone who I admire. The other two seem to be a little cruel and promote stereotypes. Of course, I used to like the Three Stooges, so I'm no authority on good humor. That's all for now, porcupine head.