People who I have met in my life:
I once knew a woman who was so skinny that she had to run around in the shower to get wet. I once saw a man fall into a lens grinding machine and make a spectacle of himself. I once met a woman who was so fat that she had her own zip code. I once knew a couple, a woman who was bowlegged and a man who was knock-kneed, and when they stood next to each other, they spelled out OK. I once saw a man who was so short and skinny that he was mistakenly used as a bat by a near-sighted player in a baseball game. I once knew a woman who had everything that a man could want; strong arms, broad shoulders, and hair on her chest.