It's Halloween! One of my favorite holidays because it is striclty for fun. If you're trick or treating this year, be careful. During lunch, I saw a witch driving a car and I don't think she was in costume.
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A few more lame jokes:
What did one ghost say to his ghost friend?
Do you believe in people?
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Why did the vampire have his girlfriend take a blood test?
To find out if she was his type.
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Why was the headless horseman thrown out of the bar?
He kept missing the urinal.
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I'll be seeing you. I am going as the Invisible Man this year. Say Hi when you don't see me.