I had to come to the office because I forgot to print my airline e-ticket yesterday. It's like my aunt Louella used to say about my cousin Gary, "He'd forget his head if wasn't screwed on". It seems to happen more and more to me lately. There are three signs that you're starting to get old. The first is that you begin to forget things. I don't remember the other two signs. I better get going. See you in the funny papers.