Here's a joke that I heard in the office. Eileen is from Taiwan, so I can't tell it like she does.

Three guys have died and our standing inside St. Peter's gate. The angel of transportation is assigning them vehicles to get to their next destination. The angel tells the first guy that because he was always faithful to his wife during his marriage, that he would receive a Lamborghini. He tells the second guy that because he was unfaithful to his wife only once, that he would receive a Trek mountain bike. The last guy is told that because he was unfaithful to his wife dozens of times, that he would get roller skates.

The three men start traveling on the road to their destinations. After a few hours, the man on roller skates catches up to the man in the Lamborghini who is parked by the side of the road. He has his head in his hands and is crying. The guy on roller skates asks why he's crying, since he has a Lamborghini. The man looks up and says, "Well, I just saw my wife and she was on roller skates.".