I've been working in St. Louis this past week. Boy, is it hot. How hot is it, you ask?

.....It's so hot that I saw a bird pull a worm from the ground and she was using a potholder.
.....It's so hot that I saw a squirrel sitting in the shade and he was fanning his nuts.
.....It's so hot that I saw a fat guy and he was stewing in his own gravy.

I love these jokes because they're so visual. You can't help getting an image in your mind that's funny. They may be old, but they still make me laugh when I hear them. Except the last one. That one kind of makes me wince.